I hope everyone has a enjoyable, happy, restful, playful, SAFE Fourth of July holiday!

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One the first day of school, the teacher advises the class that each school day starts with the Pledge of Allegiance and instructs them to put their right hand over their heart and repeat after her.

As she starts the recitation she looks around the room, “I pledge allegiance to the flag..” when her eyes are drawn to Andy who has his hand over the right cheek of his bottom.

“Andy, I cannot continue till you put your hand over your heart,” she demands.

Andy looks up and replies, “It is over my heart.”

After several more attempts to get Andy to put his hand over his heart, the teacher inquires, “Why do you think that is your heart, Andy?”

“Well Miss,” answers Andy, “because every time my Grandma comes to visit she pats me there and says, ‘Bless your little heart,’ and my Grandma never lies.”

thanks Mike Atkinson